Time Prophets of the Brilliant Bloopers

Where the art of predicting the apocalypse is a delicate dance of chaos and catastrophe.

Our team of expert time prophets has been tasked with the daunting duty of foretelling the end of all things.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our latest prophecies:

Prophecies

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our:

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Warning: our prophecies may cause existential dread, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous combustion of your social life. Proceed with caution!